fairytale

Aladdin: Get me a fur coat.
Genie: What fur? 
Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that's what fur!

As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half. 
Was he an only child? 
No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!

Do you know what's inside Aladdin's lamp? 
It would take a genie-us to find out!

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Aladdin.
Aladdin who? 
A lad in the street who wants to come in!

What did Aladdin do when he lost his lamp?
He used a candle instead!

What did Aladdin's lamp say?
"You turn me on!"

What does a magician like to keep up his sleeve?
His arm!

What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
A flying car-pet!

Why did Aladdin's lamp hum?
Because the genie inside it didn 't know the words!

 

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